Memento of Spring

It's hard being the Princess of Calamity.

A gifted sorceress, Juliane von Westerholz's royal duties include eating tasty snacks, lazing in bed and sometimes vaguely threatening her tutors and caretakers. Life takes a tumble, however, when her unlikely curiosity falls victim to a strange artifact, and she soon winds up somewhere unfamiliar.

. . . Unfamiliar, and yet also a bit disappointing?

"I don't recognise anything from around here, but at the same time, I have this overwhelming feeling that it's really bog standard in every way. Why is that?"

So begins the tale of a magical prodigy, in an average land far, far away.