Dayshift at Freddy's 3

"A gigantic, soulless, orange infant, 2 rotary phones, a sock puppet, the purple-muppet baby that the world tried to forget, and the Dog of Christmas Past."

"In the flesh! Or, whatever the scaly hide coverin' my body is made out of!"

"Boy, oh boy! I feel absolutely...! ...nothing."

"Why, pray tell, am I in a tycoon minigame sequence?"

"In a way, this story is all about you... ...and since your life can't ever end, neither can the story."