Melia Keys In... Quantum Decade

Let's see... *ahem*

"I, Kelsey Burton, am on a mission to finally grow up and forget my embarrassing adolescent alter-ego - but it's gonna be tough while still navigating friendships with clueless childhood pals & a goofy alien fangirling over my old made-up persona."

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...Hey now, I take offense to this. I am grown up - and what is this about a made-up alter ego? I have no idea what that's talking about...

Should I just keep reading off? Alright.