世にも気持ちいい学園の快談 ～オバケになってあの娘に仕返し！～

I'm descended from a lineage of unusual, irrational, good looking guys!
"Ahhh, I want to have sexy with a cute girl!!!" my soul lamented, as cute girls wrapped me in a shroud and dumped me from the window!
... Hey!
I realized then that I was dead, but my spirit was trapped on campus!

Dammit! This is all that one's fault!
Before me appeared Kinjiro Ninomiya in girls clothes. Is that really a girl!?
I don't know or care... I was made into a helper of the Great Beyond.
I never got to get my d*ck wet in life, now I'm dead doing boring work!
... Well enough of that, I'll use my power how I please.

Of course I'm talking about sex.

Time to scare up some pussy!!
Bwaaaa ha ha ha! I know just the one. I'm the ero ghost coming to get youuuuuu!