Joseph Christiansen

Likes:

Baking with the kids
Extensive knowledge of knot tying
Doing kickflips

Dislikes:

Lost salt shakers
When dads don't get along
When people think that crocs are acceptable boat shoes

It is revealed in the secret ending that Joseph is the cause for all the dads in the cul-de-sac being single by him sacrificing their spouses. It is implied that Joseph is not from this world.