ディオン

"I'm running away. I'm running away as fast as I can! I don't care what you guys say!"

Hamil's close friend, though “partner-in-crime” may be more apt. Dion claims that he’s a descendant of the sage of the east, but he himself does not emit any intellect or class. He attends a vocational school with Hamil.

Dion's a coward, but is easily swept up by emotion. He wants to be popular with the ladies and dreams of becoming a singing and dancing sage, which he later learns is a minstrel.