the BATchelor

The festival is next week, and you still don't have a date! Your family fears you'll spend eternity alone, so if you can't find a partner, they'll set you up themselves. Good news: a fellow vampire has arrived in your cozy (haunted) town. Even better, they've moved in next door! If you fail to charm this sun-loving oddball, you still have your best (human) friend to fall back on. You miss every neck you don't bite—so why not give it a try? The worst they can say is no!