Fairytale Thief: Hansel & Gretel

Do not, I repeat, do NOT let the witch eat you.

What do you mean 'why'?

Uh, your sibling would be mad?

The world (probably) needs you alive!

Being dinner sounds terrible on a resume-

It's a sign of bad luck too-

listen, it might be tempting and all but DO NOT LET THE WITCH EAT YOU

What else can you do, you ask?

Why yes, you can try and romance the witch

but if you fail....