Norma

Overprotective woman, promised to look after you from now on.
She is a typical housewife, rarely leaving the house.
You will have to prove, that you are a man of the house, and later you will decide - should she shave her bush, or not.
She is wild hairy, religious woman. Caring about her kids and feeling guilty if she can't manage.

Norma decided to sell the house and invest almost all the money to buy some motel on the other end of the world. Taking you with them.