Wyndolyn

Wyndolyn is an open book - or window. She will tell you anything you'd like to know. She will tell you who in the house is fighting. She will tell you about how she's feeling, and what conclusions she gained from her daily meditations. She will tell you about the bender she went on fifteen years ago, even if you ask her very politely not to. Is what she says always correct? No. Is it sometimes nothing more than an opinion or conjecture? Probably, yes. Is she a wild source of entertainment? Oh hell yes. She may not say things that are 100% kind to you, but she does it out of love, or at least that's what she says. She is a master of the fine compliment sandwich.
Likes: Transparency
Dislikes: Baseballs