Royal Switch

Two people, born the same day, but in very different circumstances. One is a Princess, born to rule. The other is a peasant, born to live in obscurity. They live very different lives, until one day their fates collide, and they meet, only to discover that they are identical in (almost) every way! What would happen if they switched places?

Wait…you say you have heard this story? Like, 100 times? Okay, but this version includes some elements that a certain classic of American literature lacks, including: Elves! Sex! Talking Cats! Training! Corruption! Romance! Intrigue! Uh…Talking Cats!