How the Ink Tastes

College freshmen and idiotic choices. Name a more iconic duo.

Of course, Seth knew it was a stupid idea.

What kind of loser comes out to an ex from high school anyway?

Still, the consequences weren't inherently bad. In fact, Marcia had been perfectly understanding. Kind, even. She nodded her head and told him everything was all right. And once the tears began dripping from his eyes, she went in for a hug.

What she didn't do, however, was tell Seth that her new, jealous boyfriend Grant and fellow fuckboy Dale were right around the corner.

Oops.

Should've signposted that one, Marcia.

One scuffle later and Seth is getting hustled away from campus and shoved into the nearby woods in preparation for a good beating.

That'll teach him to touch another man's girl.

Here's to hoping he'll make better choices next time.