What Is Love?

Okay, so you are a high school student (how original!) and you meet pretty nice babes on your way. A sweet, joyful neighbour, an ice-cold schoolgirl, a hot young teacher or the cocky school president? Which one do you choose? Or maybe all of them at once? Calm down, nobody judges you. Have fun, laugh, cry or ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Or do all of the above at the same time? We don't care. We want your money and your soul.
Just kidding
…or not? *evil laugh sound effect*